Leafs Fan 101

The Leafs are in 11th place and moving up!

Thumbs-up for almost everybody this morning.

Sorry, but I gotta say it:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LEAFS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!

- THEOLDROT, globeandmail.com

Not unless they add some veteran scoring.

Justice

A reader's response to Graham James being granted bail:

This is the ultimate insult to all children granting bail to this peterpuffer. The ruling by the judge is a very bad joke. Whatever happened to the "dangerous offender " sentence?? This guy is a serial predator...and to the judge, "bend over, drive you home no charge."

Whitney, sportsnet.ca

I love your sense of justice Whitney. Let's sexually assault the judge presiding over the case, in order to really hammer home the negative impact of sexual abuse. We'll let the boys in Millhaven take care of James.

Scumbag 102

On Brett Lawrie's fiance, again:

I don't think she's full black.

Maybe 75% black 25% white.

- eastcoastjaysfan, bluejays.com

Time to move on.

MMA 101

A load of Crap, WWE style Garbage. I prefer to fight! not watch it, so I am already biased.

Hammerfist, sportsnet.ca

No, you like to fight Hammerfist???

GM 101

I am really starting to believe, partly because of the salary cap, that the draft is much more important for a teams success then it used to be. These newer players come in and don't usually hit top salary yet giving teams more room to sign other quality players.

- GeorgeofTO, globeandmail.com

In other news, George would like to announce that Chamberlain's appeasement policy may not have worked.

A Few Months Late 101

The Jays now have 4 players among Baseball America's pre-2010 top 100 prospects list. All were acquired by Anthopoulos.
They are:

# 25 KYLE DRABEK
# 27 BRETT WALLACE
# 59 BRETT LAWRIE
# 81 TRAVIS D'ARNAUD

- koolmoedee. globeandmail.com

Nope.

MMA 101

equating (almost) MMA with staged wrestling shows how little you know about MMA. An MMA fighter needs the skills of karate/taekwon-do (kicks and other strikes), judo (takedowns), wrestling (grappling, or Brazilian jiu-jitsu), and aikido (arm bars, chokes, etc.).

- Borgward Isabella, globeandmail.com

And they need to be tough, and have mohawks, and wear shorts, and lift weights, and be Frank Dux.